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My girlfriend contacted me asking what my plans are for tomorrow. Please think of a unique reply in about 15 words, pretending to be a young novelist of the ne…

My girlfriend contacted me asking what my plans are for tomorrow. Please think of a unique reply in about 15 words, pretending to be a young novelist of the new generation who seems to have won several world-class literary awards.

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